I swear, if I hear the following one more time I am going to snap: Why can’t I meet someone like you (uh, duh you just did, ME!!!)

Note to every female out there. When you tell a guy this it does not help their self-esteem. I know you think it does but it only makes them question what about them is wrong. I mean if you are looking for someone just like me what is keeping you from dating me. Too damn frustrating. Good night……..