Have you seen the Far Side comic that shows Tarzan swinging in the jungle practicing his greeting for Jane? The one where he is very elegant in his head but when he actually speaks the words for her it comes out “Me Tarzan!” Well, it happens in real life as well. It happened to me today on the phone with a doctor’s answering machine and I felt like THE biggest ass in the world. Oh well, at least I managed complete words if not sentences.

Plus, for some reason I haven’t been able to sleep this week. And I mean at all. So that isn’t helping the ol’ cognitive abilities much either. I go all day without so much as a negative/pessimistic/anxious thought but for some reason the comfort of my bed brings it all to the surface (my brain must shift or something). So, here’s hoping I can rectify this ASAP. Cuz if I go one more day with less than 3 hours sleep I am going to snap!

Good night! (Hopefully)